Do dost (jai aur veeru) college end hone ke kaafi saal baad mile.
jai: “aur bhai teri girlfriend richa kaisi hai?”
veeru: “ab wo meri girlfriend nahi rahi.”
jai: “achha kiya chhod diya saali ko, maa ki l*di r**di thi saali, hum sab ne mil ke ch**da tha uss ghasti ko.”
veeru gusse se: “haraamkhor, patni hai wo ab meri.”
jai: “…………….. ”
moral: “g**d ki khujli g**d mein hi rakho.“