Children are quick and always speak their minds
teacher : maria, go to the map and find north america .
maria : here it is.
teacher : correct. now class, who discovered america ?
class : maria.
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teacher : john, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
john : you told me to do it without using the tables.
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teacher : glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
glenn : k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l'
teacher : no, that's wrong
glenn : maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how i spell it.
(i love this child)
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teacher : donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
donald : h i j k l m n o.
teacher : what are you talking about?
donald : yesterday you said it's h to o.
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teacher : winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
winnie : me!
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teacher : glen, why do you always get so dirty?
glen : well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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teacher : millie, give me a sentence starting with 'i'.
millie : i is...
teacher : no, millie...... always say, 'i am.'
millie : all right... 'i am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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teacher : george washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
now, louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
louis : because george still had the axe in his hand......
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teacher : now, simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
simon : no sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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teacher : clyde , your composition on 'my dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
did you copy his?
clyde : no sir, it's the same dog.
(i want to adopt this kid!!!)
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teacher : harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
harold : a teacher
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pass it around and make someone laugh!
laughter is the soul's medicine!!