BHIKHARI: allah je naam pe ek ru piya de do

Bhikhari: allah je naam pe ek ru piya de do.do din se kuch nahi khaya hai. woman:par ek rupiye se tumhara kya hoga. bhikhari: mujhe apna weight karana hai kitna loss hua hai.

BHIKHARI: allah je naam pe ek ru piya de do

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

BHIKHARI: allah je naam pe ek ru piya de do

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