An arab’s interview in u.s embassy
consultant: “what is your name?”
arab: “abdul aziz, sir”
consultant: “sex?”
arab: “six to ten times a week”
consultant: “no no, i mean male or female?”
arab: “both, male and female and sometimes even camels”
consultant: “holy cow”
arab: “yes, cows and dogs too”
consultant: “man, isnt it hostile?”
arab: “horse style, dog style, any style”
consultant: “ohhh dear”
arab: “deer? nop, they run too fast“