A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall".
He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China.
After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name.
"Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!