A poetry competition asked for a 2 line rhyme with the most romantic 1st line & the least romantic 2nd line…..
these are winning poems:
1. my darling my love my beautiful wife….
marrying u ruined my whole life!
2. i see your face when i am dreaming….
that’s why i always wake up screaming!
3. kind, intelligent, loving and hot….
this describes everything that u are not!
4. i love your smile, your face and your eyes….
damn, i am very good at telling lies!