A Man Found A LAMP In Market

A man found a lamp in market. he rubbed it it blasted & man got dead! moral: “kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi, mujahideen ki bhi ho sakti hain!” :d moral in english : “few things not belong to alladiin, they can be belong to terrorist too !” :d

A Man Found A LAMP In Market

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A Man Found A LAMP In Market

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