A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped..
biker: what are u doing?
girl: committing suicide
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide?
girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl
biker jumped off the bridge :d :d