If animals have facebook.....
these are most
likely to be their status updates!
cockroach: "managed to skip from some one?s
foot step.. man, i lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
cat: "my 7th child is asking who is her dad. what
shall i tell her??, i don?t even remember"
mosquito: "i am hiv positive.. this is all due to
wrong sucking" :(
pig: "oh gosh they throw the gossips that i am
spreading flu?wtf!! "
goat : "friends, don?t go out, eid is coming soon"
chicken: "if tomorrow there's no status update
from my side, means i'm being served at kfc"