Single male selfie: 12 likes single female selfie : 300 likes . . . . . his couple post: 300 likes her couple post: 12 likes.:d:d
Fb chat: girl 1 : suna tune cosmetic mehngaa hoga?? . girl 2 : to hamein kya ? hum to photoshop hi use karte hai. . . girl 1 : khikhikhikhi
Auto wale bhaiya, rikshe wale bhaiya, sabzi wale bhaiya, . . . . . . and admin bole to facebook wale bhaiya...
Aaj ki date mein koi ladki agar ye status bhi daalti hai na ki ~ a for ' elephant usme bhi ladke aake ye comment karenge => yeah - right babiie. => jaanu, mujhe bhi sikhao na.:d:d
Reality of facebook: . kali kaluti ladki, fb name white angel . . motta genda ladka, fb name smarty guy . . darpook looser bacha, fb name the killer . . muhally ki desi ladki, fb name princess rocks . . 45 years ki aunty, fb name the doll returns . . . 60 years ka baba, fb name the young king...:p
How do girls start a conversation with each other on facebook? girl 1 : hey cutie mutie mooh? :p girl 2 : hiiieeee.. my darlzzz.. chupie mumiee loohh.. : :p? & how do boys start a conversation with each other on facebook ? boy 1 : aur c**t%ye...:?? boy 2 : haan.. ! bol..bc. :p
She : you post so good on facebook, what do you do, what's your qualification ? me: software engineer , yours? me: hello me: are you there ??? me: you there ??? me: there ??? me: ???
Very cute answer by a bf to his gf...!! ' ' ' . girl :~ why my name is always on your facebook status in every 2 minutes..?? ' ' . boy :~ because facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind..?? ' ' and honestly.. it's always you...
Oka cristian bible book ne chustadu..!! oka muslim khuran book ne chustadu..!! oka hindhu bagvadgeetha ne chustadu..!! but.. . . . . . . . andharu chuse book.. facebook...