Aunty said to my Mom -

Aunty said to my mom - . " meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai " . . . . my mom simply said, . " aapki ladki ko kaise pta ? raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai " !!

Aunty said to my Mom -

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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