Heart attack wali beizzati girl to boy: jannu koi aisi bat kaho, jismei dukh b ho or khushi b. . . . . . boy: you r so beautiful aunty ji.
1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . ladki:"yes... b ut who are u.. ?? . ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. after few second once again unknown call . ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . ladki:"no i dont.. . ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? . ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai.. . ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... "bas aaj to tu gayi.
Thinking of boys n girlz in first meet girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..! boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..
Girl: tum kya karte ho ? boy: times of india mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia girl: kyu? boy: aasi thandi mei kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega ?..
Boy: suno jara.? girl: chup raho, khaate time baat nahi karte. (khaane ke baad) girl: ab bolo.? boy: teri plate me cockroch tha. (le aur ban heroin)
Girlfriend -mujhe ice-cream khana hai. boyfriend- main abhi lekar aata hu. boyfriend ice-cream laa kar use de deta hai. girlfriend- thanks.!!! boyfriend- bas sirf thanks??? girlfriend-i know tumhe kiss chahiye naa(sharmate huye). boyfriend- are romance ki bhukhi ice-cream aadhi-aadhi kar
Girl= mera dil mobile aur tum uski sim ho. boy= jaanu ek baat puchu.? girl= haa pu6o . . . boy= tumhara mobile double sim wala to nahi hai na.?
Ladka:"i love you. .ladki:"sorry main kisi or se pyar karti hu.. .ladka udas ho gyaphir achanak bhagne laga or bola:... .teri mummy ko btaunga.... . ladki: "ruk ja kamine i loveyou too...!!
Ladka : mere sath ghumne chalo gi ladki : koi ghalat harkat to nai karogey? ladka : qasam se nai kro ga. ladki : to phir kia faida is thand me zaleel hone ka.
Girl: tum kya karte ho? boy: hindustan times mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia.. girl: kyu? boy: yaar aasiii thandiiii mei kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega?
Boy= darling humare pyar ke baare me kisi ko mat batana, girl= teri behan ko to zarur bataungi, kahti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujse pyar karega.
Girl: aaj se humara rishta khatm. hum ek dusre ko saare gft wapis karte hai. boy: thik hai. rechargese start karte hai. girl: main to majak kar rahi hu.