Height Of Surprise: Girl: Today’s My Birthday

Height of surprise: girl: today’s my birthday, wat r u gifting meh?=> boy: can u see dat pink car on the right side of the road? girl: yah yah boy: i am gifting u hair pins of dat same colour:-d (hindi funny surprise sms)

Height Of Surprise: Girl: Today’s My Birthday

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Height Of Surprise: Girl: Today’s My Birthday

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