Girlfriend: please stay up just a little longer? i really want to talk to you.
boy: no, sorry i have to go.
girlfriend: pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?
boy: no! my mom said if i don't go to sleep now
she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs
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