GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl : where is my birthday gift? boy : road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho? girl khushi se : wow. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. boy : same colour ki nail-polish tere liye laya hoon.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke