Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?
boy :- it all urs ………
girl :- can i take some water ?
boy :- my pleasure …………
girl :- bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi gps fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai =)) :p