Girl: i’m in a big trouble!
boy: why is that?
girl: i saw a mouse in my house!
boy: oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
girl: i don’t have one.
boy: well then, buy one.
girl: can’t afford one.
boy: i can give you mine if you want.
girl: that sounds good.
boy: all you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
girl: i don’t have any cheese.
boy: okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
girl: i don’t have oil.
boy: well, then put only a small piece of bread.
girl: i don’t have bread.
boy: then what the fuck is that mouse doing at your house..??