Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli :
Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho??
Boy: tum kyu puch rahi ho??
Girl: agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti
Boy: aap cigarette peeti ho??
Girl: nahi
Boy: to kya woh car aapki hai
Girl: nahi
Boy: advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai