Boy texts his GF: Jaan SHARE FacebookTwitter Boy texts his gf: jaan,i can’t live without you! will you marry me? . . . . . *killing reply* . . . . . . . girl: kon mar raha hai ab? i lost all my contacts……More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke