BF:” Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

Bf:” tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho . . . . gf:” arz maarti hu.. . . chaha hai jise chahat se zyada . . samja hai jise khud se zyada . . bharosa hai jispe sabse zyada . . tu hi hai woh “haramzada” :p :o :d

BF:” Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

BF:” Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

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