Bf: darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye
hamare shadi k liye.
gf: kuch nah ek question ka answer diya
or maan gaye.
bf: kya pucha???
gf: ladka kya kar ra hai!!
mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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the biggest atom bomb used by every girlfriend
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"khao meri kasam !!
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modern definition of a
" boy friend "
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a person who has to lyk all the status n photos of her girlfrnd no matter how bad they are..!!