On a plane bound for new york the flight
attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section
and requested that
she move to economy
since she did not have a first class ticket.
the blonde replied,
"i'm blonde,
i'm beautiful,
i'm going to new york
and i'm not moving."
not wanting to argue with a customer
the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.
he went to talk with the woman
asking her to please
move out of the first class section.
again, the blonde replied,
"i'm blonde,
i'm beautiful,
i'm going to new york
and i'm not moving."
the co-pilot returned to the cockpit
and asked the captain
what to do about her.
the captain said,
"i'm married to a blonde,
and i know how to handle this."
he went to the first class section
and whispered in the blonde's ear.
she immediately jumped up
and ran to the economy section
mumbling to herself,
"why didn't anyone just say so?"
surprised, the flight attendant
and the co-pilot asked
what he said to her that
finally convinced her to move from her seat.
he said,
i told her the first class section
wasn't going to new york.