Blonde: do you have any children? man: yes, i have one that's just under two. blonde: i may be blonde, but i know how many one is!
A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time. cop: pull over! blonde: no, it's a scarf!
A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time. cop: pull over! blonde: no, it's a scarf!
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. he wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" the blonde quickly responded, "the living one."
Blonde: i get a terrible pain in my eye whenever i drink a cup of coffee. doctor: try taking the spoon out.
A man finds his blonde wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks. man: what are you doing? wife: washing at 30 degrees.
In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge, "your honour, i want to divorce my husband." "but why?" asked the judge. she replied, "because he is not faithful to me." the judge asked, "how do you know ?" she replied, "my lord, not a single child resembles him."