A blonde had just gotten a new sports car
and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
he motioned for her to pull over.
when she did,
he got out of his truck and
pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
he drew a circle on the road
and told the blonde
to stand in the circle and not move.
he then went to her car
and cut up her leather seats.
when he turned around
she had a slight grin on her face,
so he said, "oh, you
think that's funny? watch this."
he gets a baseball bat out of his truck
and breaks every window in her car.
when he turns and looks at her
she has a smile on her face.
he is getting really mad.
he gets his knife back out
and slices all her tires.
now she's laughing.
the truck driver is really starting to lose it.
he goes back to his truck and
gets a can of gas,
pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
he turns around
and she is laughing
so hard she is about to fall down.
"what's so funny?"
the truck driver asked the blonde.
she replied,
"when you weren't looking,
i stepped outside the circle 4 times."