At an army training camp in florida, the seargent is giving a talk:
"the main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what i call commitment."
an alligator came in the room and bit the seargents penis.
it stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.
"now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the seargent.
a man put his hand up and said "i will, but promise you won't poke me in the eyes."