A duck waddles into a card shop, he waddles his way to the front desk asking the clerk, do you got any tape? the clerk replies, no. so the duck waddles away. the very next day at the same time the same duck waddles into the card shop he waddles right up to that same clerk asking him, do you have any tape? the clerk looking irritated replying in a stern voice,no! we are a card shop we sell cards not tape! and if you ask me again i will nail your bill to the counter! so the duck just waddles away. at the same time the next day the duck is waddling into that same card shop he waddles right up to that same clerk asking him, do you have any nails? the clerk says,no. then the duck replied good!! so do you have any tape?