The six worst things about men.
1) if you walk into the wrong toilet, it’s two years in jail.
2) in emergencies, it’s
always “women and children first”.
3) you have to wear dark clothes or
everyone thinks you’re gay.
4) in a shocking example of poor design, the
most sensitive parts of the male anatomy are external, thus prone to
painful accidents.
5) when watching sad movies, you have to flick the tears
away from your eyes or people think you’re gay.
6) if you express a desire
not to mislabeled gay, you’re homophobic.