The captain of a team says to the Umpire SHARE FacebookTwitter The captain of a team says to the umpire, “my players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.” the umpire says, “no.” the captain says, “well we think you’re an asshole, then.”More SHARE FacebookTwitter
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