Teachr: If u give 100$ 2 ur frnd but he neds nly 50$ SHARE FacebookTwitter Teachr: if u give 100$ 2 ur frnd but he neds nly 50$, so hw much wil he retrn u? stdnt: nthng. teachr: u don't knw maths.! stdnt: u dnt knw my frnz...More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
