Teacher:- homework kyu nahi kiya?
student:- tv dekh raha tha... mood nahi tha...
teacher:-(slap) batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
student:-kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
sach koi bole to tu niyam kanun bataye...
tera dar,
tera pyar,
teri wah,
tu hi rakh,
rakh saali......
sadda haq aithe rakh....
sadda haq aithe rakh....