Santa walks into his doctor's chamber and sits down in the waiting room. another patient sitting next to him and who was stammering a little asked him, "wwwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see th the doctor?"
santa: well i have a prostate problem.
patent: yoyo you hhahavhavve prostate pp prob lem, wwhat's ttthat?
santa: well, if you must know, i pee like you talk.