Santa Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur 1 Paas Baithi Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.. banta: "ye kya kar rahe ho?" santa: chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Santa Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur 1 Paas Baithi Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Love is that state of mind in when a Karan Johar movie becomes bearable

अब ये अफवाह कौन फैला रहा है कि

संता: बेटा 2 बिस्तर क्यों लगाये

पठान: डॉक्टर साहब

Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab

Santa Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur 1 Paas Baithi Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha

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