Santa- Raat ko mujge ek aadmi ne Chaku(knife) dikha k loot liya

Santa- raat ko mujge ek aadmi ne chaku(knife) dikha k loot liya... banta- lekin tere paas to gun thi? santa- wo maine chhupa di warna wo bhi loot leta...!

Santa- Raat ko mujge ek aadmi ne Chaku(knife) dikha k loot liya

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

hai kis qadar halak-e-fareb-e-wafa-e-gul

है किस क़दर हलाक-ए-फ़रेब-ए-वफ़ा-ए-गुल

है सब्ज़ा-ज़ार हर दर-ओ-दीवार-ए-ग़म-कदा

hai wasl hijr aalam-e-tamkin-o-zabt mein

है वस्ल हिज्र आलम-ए-तमकीन-ओ-ज़ब्त में

Santa- Raat ko mujge ek aadmi ne Chaku(knife) dikha k loot liya

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