Santa ne ek samne se aati huyi ladki ko lip kiss kar liya,
ladki ne case kar diya.
judge- tumne is ladko kiss kyo kiya'
santa- sahab film bnane ki practice kar raha tha.
judge- kiss karne se film kese banegi.
santa- sahab har film me lip kiss ka seen hota he isliye ye important tha.
judge- iske liye tumhe saza milegi
santa- sahab jab film me ye seen hota he to unko saza kyo nhi hoti.
judge- iske liye unko paise mile he,
santa- aye ladki ye le 100rs