Santa ki shaadi ke
3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
santa: ye 3 mahine mein
bacha kaise ho gaya?
biwi: aapki shadi ko kitna
time hua hai?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur meri shadi ko?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur bachcha kitne
time baad hua?
santa: 3 mahine baad.
biwi: total kitne mahine ho gaye?
santa: ohh teri vakai,
9 mahine hogaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :d