Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha

Santa ke uper adalat mein ek case chal raha tha. judge: “tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyun pakdaya?” santa rote hue: “judge sahab meri koi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli, kaam karvana hai to pehle mutthi garam karo, so mene kardi“

Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

I don't hate school

Ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahiayenge

कोयल ने कौवे से पूछा

Bhagwan Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost Ko

पत्नी: मैं आपके लिए दुनिया में किसी भी जगह जा सकती हूँ।

Santa Ke Uper Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha

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