Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai

Santa ka jurm sabit ho jane per judge usse kehta hai. judge: “tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai, kal tumhe fansi pe chadhaya jayega” santa gabra ke: “woh toh thik hai, lekin ye to batao utara kab jayega?“

Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

dil ki chori mein jo chashm-e-surma-sa pakDi gai

दिल की चोरी में जो चश्म-ए-सुर्मा-सा पकड़ी गई

dil mein tir-e-ishq hai aur farq par shamshir-e-ishq

दिल में तीर-ए-इश्क़ है और फ़र्क़ पर शमशीर-ए-इश्क़

dil pukara phans ke ku-e-yar mein

Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai

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