Santa ek din bada khush sa hoke ghar aya aur apne baap ko bola.
santa: “daddy daddy, mera l**d class mein sabse bada hai, esa mere mein kya khas hai?”
santa ka baap gusse se bola.
daddy: “bhonsdi ke, kyunki tu 18 saal ka ho gaya hai aur abhi bhi 5th class mein hai“