Santa ek bar bus mein ja raha thha, conductor se bola.
santa: “bhai sahab do ticket dena”
conductor hairani ho kar: “do kyon?”
santa: “agar ek kho gayi to doosri kaam aayegi na”
conductor uska majak udate hue: “agar dono kho gayi toh?”
santa muskurate hue: “abe mere ko bilkul hi bevkoof samjha hua hai kya, ye pass kis din kaam aayega“