Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola: mitha hai kya? dukandar bola: nahi, kyu kya h ye? santa: docter ne bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! wo check krane aya tha. :-p

Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

पिया तुज इश्क़ कूँ देती हूँ सुद-बुद हौर जियो दिल में

pyari ke nainan hain jaise kaTare

प्यारी के नैनाँ हैं जैसे कटारे

pyari pyari sun pyar kiye

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Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K

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