Santa Aur Banta Ne Ek Sath Ek Ladki Ko Propose Kiya

Santa aur banta ne ek sath ek ladki ko propose kiya.. ladki ne banta ko thappad mara.. ab santa ki bari thi.. santa ne thoda dimag lagaya aur bola.. santa: thappad se dar nahi lagta, pyar se lagta hai..

Santa Aur Banta Ne Ek Sath Ek Ladki Ko Propose Kiya

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

ab jis taraf se chahe guzar jae karwan

अब जिस तरफ़ से चाहे गुज़र जाए कारवाँ

bahaar aae to mera salam kah dena

बहार आए तो मेरा सलाम कह देना

bas ek jhijak hai yahi haal-e-dil sunane mein

Santa Aur Banta Ne Ek Sath Ek Ladki Ko Propose Kiya

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