Santa aur banta bethe baat kar rahe thhe
santa: “yaar jab tu paida ho raha thha
to tune sir pahle nikala ya pair”
banta: “maine pair pahle nikale, aur tune?”
santa: “mene to bhai sir nikala thha”
banta: “kyu?”
santa: “purane log kahte hai
kisi ki phati mein tang nahi adani chahiye“