Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai

Santa asks banta: tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? banta: nahi..! santa: nahi aati to seekh le.. pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. phir usay class mein uda.. mam ke puchne par.. ladki ka naam lagade.. bas phas gai ladki . . .

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

गर्लफ्रैंड ने पठान को किस किया पठान ने बुरा सा मुहं बना के थूक दिया

Boy: Would you like to be the sun of my life?

12-12-12

A Coded Message:

Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai

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