Pathan santa ke ghar jata hai aur
poochta hai.
pathan: “o yara, tu ek message do-
do baar kyun bhejta hai?”
santa: “kar di na pathano wali baat
oye ek to tu rakh liya kar, doosra
forward kar diya kar ”
pathan : “tum to poora gadhe ka
bacha hai teen baar kiya kar”
santa : “wo kyun”
pathan : “delete tumhara baap
karega“