Ek bar santa apne dost banta ke ghar gaya.
agle din subha bathroom mein nahane ke liye gaya,
aur aakar banta se bola.
santa: “yaar, tera bathroom hai to bahut bhadiya,
par bathtub bada chota hai, usmein se jug se pani nikal kar nahana pada”
banta: “arrey yaar tu bhi na, lagta hai latrine mein naha aaya“