SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa went to court judge: "order ! order !" santa: "1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 idli & 1 cold-drink !" judge: "shut up !" santa:"no,no..7-up!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke