Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breath a man SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa (reading from book of facts): "do you know that every time i breath a man dies?" banta: "why don't you use a mouth wash?More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
