Santa or banta metro mein jaa rahe hote hai
metro mein bahut bheed hoti hai santa banta se poochta hai
santa: “yaar, mujhe thookna hai kaha thooku?”
banta: “agle aadmi ki jaib mein thook le na”
santa: “nahi nahim usse pata chala toh?”
banta: “jab maine teri jaib mein thooka, toh tuje pata chala?“