Santa ne socha ki vo gaon mein hi shadi karega
kyunki gaon ki ladkiyan shariff aur sex se anjaan rahti hain isliye kunwari bhi hoti hain.
santa ke baap ne uske liye rishtedari mein ek gaanv ki ladki dhundi
santa us sse milne gaya aur usko apna l**d dikha ke pucha
santa: “ye kya hai?”
ladki: “ye chuha hai”
santa bada khush hua ki ladki to sharif hai isko kuch bhi nahi pata
usne us ladki ke sath shadi kar li
suhag raat pe santa ne usko apna l**d dikhaya aur poochha
santa: “ye kya hai?”
ladki: “ji ye chuha hai”
santa ne socha, ab is ko iska asli naam bata hi deta hun
santa: “ye chuha nahi l**d hai”
ladki: “areey ye chuha hi hai, l**d to hamare gaanv mein kallu ka hota tha“