Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne walle ko sms kiya : mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta."More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke